Chrissy Teigen Sent Her Doctor A Very Inappropriate Text
There are many, many words and phrases you could use to describe Chrissy Teigen but perhaps the most apt is "giving zero f*cks".
The hilarious model is currently in London with her #CoupleGoals husband John Legend and their unbelievably adorable daughter Luna and has been, as usual, documenting the entire process on social media.
At first she seemed pretty distracted by a number of have-to-be-seen-to-be-believed English television shows, including a bizarre dating program called Naked Attraction.
Uh there is something called Naked Attraction on here in london and WHAT TF IS THIS it's dating based on genitals. Like I'm seeing pp's— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
Oh my god they are just looking at genitalia. It's zooming in on penis and balls— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
But after the shine of a new country wore off, Chrissy seems to have found herself missing home - and her doctor.
Thankfully for her - and unfortunately for her GP - the Twitter Queen was given his number, something she revealed she's "gonna make him regret".
"Can I send you a picture of my buttcheek. I think I got some sort of bites or rash from snorkelling in Italy," the first text read, quickly followed by: "I am in London or I would come in."
my doctor was kind enough to give me his number and I'm gonna make him regret this pic.twitter.com/tdSzkYOH1K— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 10, 2017
Sadly we didn't get to see what Dr Text Message replied with; one internet user wondered "how many responses he tried and then deleted before he said 'sure'."
We'd imagine he was probably just pretty relieved that she led with an explanation first, rather than jumping straight in with the bare ass shot.