Calvin Harris Basically Just Posted A Picture Of His Penis
Calvin Harris is SUCH a giver, isn’t he?
In honour of his manager, Mark Gillespie’s birthday, Calvin Harris has decided to gift the world with something incredible.
A near-nude selfie.
I say near-nude because the only thing covering his, erm… package, is a thin piece of material that may as well not even be there, because we can see more curves than ever before.
In the pic, Harris is sporting a pair of white Armani boxer briefs, which puts the whole bulge on display.
Taylor Swift’s ex is no stranger to a nudie shot, as he’s got his gear off and unveiled his PERFECT abs many a time for Giorgio Armani - and we as the people are thankful for such an opportunity.
People are choosing to take the new pic as a sign that he’s single and more importantly, ready to mingle.
Ladies, enjoy yourself. And thank me later.