Frisky Couple Busted Getting Busy In A Domino's Pizza Shop
You know when you're hanging around a brightly-lit, disinfectant-smelling pizza shop with your boyfriend and you just kind of get swept up in the moment and HAVE to have sex then and there?
Nah, us neither.
But 28-year-old Daniella Hirst couldn't resist a slice of her equally amorous partner while they waited for their - and we're not making this up - 12-inch pepperoni in a UK Domino's takeaway.
CCTV footage of the particularly handsy couple sees Danielle drop to her knees in front of 31-year-old boyfriend Craig, briefly performing oral sex before leaning over the counter; Craig then helpfully assists Danielle in pulling down her underpants and just goes for it while their double-stuffed crust pizza is prepared RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.
"I'm a very open-minded about sex and public places," Danielle told The Sun. "I love the thrill you may get caught.
"But obviously I never thought we'd get caught like this and end up all over the internet."
Craig then chimed in: "After ordering the pizza, we talked about all the places we'd have sex with each other.
"Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.
"We got a bit frisky and one thing led to another. Domino's is definitely now our number one. Going to be hard to top it!"
Amazingly, all of the couple's out-of-the-ordinary sex sessions have happened since the end of last year; they've only been dating for three-and-a-half months.
"Everybody we know has had sex in risky places. It's just one of them things that people do," Danielle continued.
"Unfortunately for us, it ended up on the internet.
"We're open-minded. We won't do it in Domino's again. Maybe Pizza Hut."
Good call, Danielle. Good call.