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Woman's Epic Revenge On Colleague Who Sexually Harassed Her

There’s no doubt that sexual harassment and the #metoo movement have resonated, with swathes of women feeling confident to finally speak out.

This week, one woman shared her story on how some bloke at work had been harassing her at work and had been subsequently fired for doing so.

The thing is, she credits the weapon she used against the unwanted advances - which ultimately lead to this creep’s firing – was her own backside.

“It was MY way of using my ass as a weapon. A weapon against him,” she said on Reddit.

How?

Farts.

    Guy at work kept "bumping" into me. A brush on the butt, on the side of my breasts. It kept happening and he played innocent always passing by with no eye contact. Today he one upped himself and actually goosed my butt. Full on pinch. Feeling defeated like no one would believe me, then something came over me.

    I walked by him and turned my butt right next to his hand and just full on farted. Loud and angry. It's gross, I know. But if he's going to make me feel gross and "claim my ass" I'm going to make him feel gross and "claim his hand."

    He proceeded to freak out and then I freaked out. No more will he look at my ass as sexual, but a fart box that has forever claimed his tiny hand.

    She then went on to explain that her boss had overheard about the farting incident after people kept talking about it.

    The boss then brought both of them to get to the, ahem, bottom of what happened.

    “[I] found out I was one of five he's done this to,” she wrote.

    “He said I intentionally farted on him (I said it was an accident) which I knew would freak him out. When he pinched me it was ‘a joke’.

    “As soon as he said that, I was told to excuse myself and he's currently cleaning out his desk.”

    The woman has received heaps of support from other Redditors for the way she handled the situation.

    Sky-over-the-field: “Holy shit. Oh my god. You are my hero. I LOVE THIS STORY!!! (not the gross sexual harassment but the sweet, smelly justice)”

    Twistedlimb: “that's great. 5 other women didnt say anything, so dont be shy about that fart. that fart made a safe working environment for half a dozen women. ‘the fart heard round the world’”

    Tankrank5344: “I think we just found out how to get every man aboard... #Farts4Feminism. Because all decent men are feminists and all men love farts.”

    Chackiesaur: “He’s gone with the wind”

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