You've Been Eating Pizza Wrong Your Entire Life
It seems the whole polite knife and fork thing is the uncultured way to eat pizza, so put that knife down.
Normally use your hands? At least you're halfway there. Here's how to eat pizza for reals though...
FOLD FOLD FOLD.
"Wallet-style" is how you're meant to consume your favourite carb-loaded saucy treat.
You can full-pizza-fold:
Or if you a skinny person, do a skinny fold and go for the single-slice-fold.
So, now you know...