James Blunt has been tweeting again, so you know it’s going to be nothing but hot sass from the singer.
Blunt’s response to a follower who tweeted a cheeky question at him was pretty, well, blunt. And brilliant.
“My sister just got married at reef villa, Sri Lanka and apparently they are staying in the same room as you did,” the tweet began.
“What we wanna know, did you bang in that bed…could be their claim to fame!”
Blunt clapped back flawlessly.
“Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shit the bed. Do send them my regards.”
Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards. https://t.co/Jap41IHg4Z
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 26, 2019
We haven’t trawled his feed for awhile so here’s a quick snapshot of our fave comebacks…
This is embarrassing on so many levels. https://t.co/I2lIvVqNb0
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 31, 2018
Running late. Sorry. I’ve got the shits. https://t.co/NkRKMmRSYw
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) August 18, 2018
Not if you want to keep them. https://t.co/VMkClWuyPg
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) July 16, 2018
Quite wet and disappointing? https://t.co/ONT032Pmvk
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 7, 2018