‘Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them’ have been fun, right? The boys are cute, the girls are flash, the magical beasts are adorable!
The quiffler sounds like some sort of sex position or STI.
But Jude Law plays Dumbledore and dumble-damn we likey.
In the new audiobook for ‘The Tales of Beedle the Bard’, Jude Law narrates one tale (but it’s the best one about the origins of the deathly hallows called ‘The Three Brothers’).
GUYS it gets BETTER. The other stories in the book will be read by cast members of the movies! Including Lucius Malfoy, Professor Flitwick, Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood!
And you can thank Audible for making this happen!
So get in your house colours and lets all sit at home alone and listen to audiobooks with a nice candle lit.
IT’S CALLED SELF CARE! HELLO?!