It’s the most wonderful (and hectic) time of the year, so thinking of a clever caption for the ‘gram may not end up popping into your head until mid-January.

With this in mind, we’ve done the hard work for you.

Yep, we’ve knocked up a cheat sheet for all your Chrissie photo captions.

  1. Dear Santa…I can explain
  2. Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red)
  3. Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle
  4. Red wine pairs well with a crazy family
  5. Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you
  6. The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs
  7. Dear Santa… define ‘nice’
  8. Happy Festivus from the rest of us!
  9. Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
  10. Feliz naughty dog
  11. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for people with kids who still believe in Santa)
  12. ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants
  13. That’s a wrap! No, seriously—I finally finished wrapping the gifts
  14. It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas…
  15. The elves did it
  16. Meet me under the mistletoe
  17. My favourite colour is Christmas lights
  18. I’m only a morning person on December 25th
  19. What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe
  20. The calm before the storm
  21. You rock my Christmas socks
  22. #Sleigh
  23. All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies
  24. Your presents is requested
  25. I’ve been good(ish) this year
  26. Resting Grinch face
  27. Believe in your elf
  28. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year
  29. Rebel without a Claus
  30. But first, let’s take an elfie