Deliveroo surveyed Australians to crown the top 10 winning Dad jokes ahead of Father’s Day…

This Father’s Day, why not give your Dad the gift of laughter by sending him one of Australia’s favourite Dad jokes to enjoy?

Deliveroo has partnered with Dad Jokes Australia to crown the nation’s winning Dad jokes ahead of his special day, and the results are too funny to not share!

Taking out the top spot was: “What’s the difference between boogie and broccoli?” “You can’t get the kids to eat broccoli!”

Check out the top 10 #DeliverooDadJokes below:

1

What’s the difference between boogie and broccoli?

You can’t get the kids to eat broccoli.

2

Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands?

Because it’s extinct.

3

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

4

Child: I’m Hungry

Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad

5

My sister said I couldn’t make a bike out of spaghetti…

You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.

6

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

7

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.

8

A termite walks into a bar and taps on the counter and asks

“Is the bartender here?”

9

What do you call a magic dog?

A Labracadabrador.

10

Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut?

No, I got them all cut.

Make sure you try a line on your Dad this Father’s Day!

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