Your body, your choice, except when your insane choices are burnt into my retinas forever more.

A man in the UK has swapped “summer bodies are made in winter” to “summer bodies are made in a tattoo parlour” and had a six-pack tattooed on his stomach.

Me, every single goddamn day.

Apparently the man had been working out at the gym for years without seeing any improvements and was sick of it. Obviously the logical next step was to permanently ink a rock-hard six-pack on your stomach that doesn’t even match your skin-tone. Bro maybe try a salad first..

Here are the terrifying pics:

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DEAR GOD WHY DOES IT HAVE A SNAILS TAIL!?

I think that’s enough internet for today…

Story via Mirror.co.uk

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